Sandra Dee

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swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic)

basedpidgeot:

given my follower count and the number of days in a year its way more than reasonable to assume that it’s one of your birthdays today

happy birthday whoever you are

(Source: xbox420)

luckyra88it:

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

BACK WHEN DISNEY CHANNEL KNEW WHAT WAS UP I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHOW

(Source: versaceslut)

jennaraaawrxoxx:

dunshua:

if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”

I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE FUCKING PSYCHOS” and I kind of just looked at my mom like point proven.

(Source: dunspoopy)

bigenderbeatnik:

bluntasaurus-sex:

america

image

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

shinycyndaquill:

timelordblogging:

allofmylovetess:

dlubes:

clarknokent:

You know she regrets this lmao

watch the whole video. no way she does.

It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT VIDEO

shinycyndaquill:

timelordblogging:

allofmylovetess:

dlubes:

clarknokent:

You know she regrets this lmao

watch the whole video. no way she does.

It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT VIDEO

(Source: shogunofyellow)

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

(Source: lavender-ice)

kendrasmiles4u:

Halloween is Near by Phil~Koch on Flickr.
@kendrasmiles4u

kendrasmiles4u:

Halloween is Near by Phil~Koch on Flickr.

@kendrasmiles4u

owlgoggles20:

astutes:

A clock that writes the time.

This is so unnecessary I’ll take 20

owlgoggles20:

astutes:

A clock that writes the time.

This is so unnecessary I’ll take 20

(Source: astutes)